Omg! Jonathan made me a photography page!! This is such a happy little home on the interwebs!
Because it’s MY page, kinda, sorta, I think I get to tell you about how our little love story - ooooo - started from my perspective because I think he is going to leave out the embarrassing parts.
You won’t believe this but it started with a friggin marriage proposal in my instagram DMs. The embarrassing part on my end is that if you read back several months, maybe he hinted he liked me and I never picked up on it because well…everyone loves me and says these things so whatevs.
Ok back to the point, HE PROPOSED! It was under the guise of a business proposal, of course, but it was a proposal nonetheless! Still waiting on the bling to prove it, but alas.
He literally said that logically it only made sense to get married and become the ultimate power couple that we were always destined to become! HA! And look, now he made me a page on his own website, so I guess it is coming true, huh?
You really should hire us both because not only are we nerdy, awkwardly cool and cute together but we get along really well. Like really well. I am low key obsessed with him.
I can nicely, or meanly, tell him he is in my way when I am taking pictures, without him feeling dejected or like he is going to miss out on his shot - trust me he always gets the shot, he is amazing. And he sleeps in my bed.
I know where he is going to be when - coughinmywaycough - and I can anticipate his next moves and him the same for me. It is a wedding day with the perfect amount of witty banter, and coached cuddling that will make you feel like your photo and video time is literally the best ever.
Don’t believe us? Probs should just hire us and find out.
+ You binged all of love is blind as quickly as we did - wtf is up with Jimmy and Megan Fox, I mean, Chelsea….
+ You love iced coffee even if you are shivering in your car with the seat heaters on.
+ You think happy and fun and joyful photos and videos are magazine worthy - down with vogue like weddings!
+ You love that the f word can be a noun, verb, adjective OR adverb!
+ you know all the popular songs, but maybe pride yourself in finding the new or obscure music before anyone else. Oh, and you think daylist is thE
best thing Spotify created - even if they don’t always get it right.
+ You think wine and cheese counts as a meal
+ Bruh is a perfectly good way of addressing anyone
Hey babe. I think you’re hot.
I saw you naked this morning. How cool is it that i can see you naked whenever i want
Hmmm maybe we should leave this part in.
is anyone still reading this
Arent shared google docs fun?